January 2012
Jan 1st
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December 2011
I was legitimately angry with two customers last...
While it was bad enough that both refused to at least attempt respect for the fact that I am the person that decides if they can even come in, one was also the most unpleasently rapey flirter I’ve dealt with since I started. According to captain handsy’s associate a doorman would not be dressed like me and I just wanted their names. I don’t know what happened, usually I am on...
Dec 31st
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Things overheard from the street
thefeedback: “Why are you mad at me?  I don’t even know how the fuck my picture got on BlackPlanet, OKAY?” I know what Black Planet is but I can only think of Sisters of Mercy.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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bearhuggr asked: Where do you work?
Dec 31st
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Dear bears from the slideshow at work,
Take photos of you in the bath after or before washing, cloudy water is unappealing.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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ListenClinic- Mr.Moonlight
Dec 31st
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Things I'd like to see less of on my Tumblr dash...
shearsandsnares: - “looks” - “goals” - Scooter LaForge as photographed by Walt Cessna. Or is it that other way around? - Zooey fucking Deschanel and her annoying face - Emo posts about being single (I am going to staunchly try to avoid making any myself, because being single is really not even nearly the worst thing any of us could be experiencing right now.) - People hating on themselves...
Dec 30th
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Time for pizza? Pizza time. When did I last have...
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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atomicgrandfatherclock asked: You know of O. Children?
Dec 30th
Spell your name with bands :3 →
faceandembrace: bearhuggr: theheavyset: aseasonofpoison: unimpressedviking: nowheretolaymyhead: Shiny Toy Guns All American Rejects Linkin Park Vitalic At The Drive-In Dirty Projectors Otep Red Hot Chili Pepers Cults     Armor For Sleep Klaxons Empire Of The Sun Shoreline Dream, A P - Paramore H - hellogoodbye I - innerpartysystem L - La Roux I - Incubus P - Phoenix ...
Dec 30th
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jealous of Ryder
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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What is the real ideal kidsamich?
The majority voice or the niche market? Chub/bear is niche. My body qualifies as niche.but what if we looked at bodies the way we talk about personalities? I assure you, you and your body is beautiful and desireable because there is a relative naturalism to you. I’m shooting at a body that requires unrealiztic consideration in order to exist.
Dec 29th
Wanna meet my sideguy?
Dec 29th
kidsamich asked: I've wondered, if abs are a product of unreality, then why do some people have them? Is it not like facial hair for an Asian male, or fat bodies in general (people argue that fatness is a product of industrialization).
Dec 29th
Abs are ugly.
Male bodies that look plastic and segmented are insults to humanity. Because abs and cum gutters look like segments on an insect.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
WatchWatch
Troo fax
Dec 29th
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WatchWatch
Dec 29th
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remember that episode of futurama where Fry and...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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hfml asked: actually i’d rather hear what are your...
hfml: cutiemoonrod: To Bring You My Love Dry Rid of Me Is This Desire? Uh Huh Her White Chalk Stories From the  City, Stories From the Sea I cannot in good faith rate Let England Shake cause I haven’t listened to it yet, In some ways I feel like this is an unfair question because I fucking love *ALL* PJ Harvey albums, but my list would be: Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea ...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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super tempted to start texting those of you whose...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Vincent looks like a boy
Dec 27th
Would you buy/listen to a concept record based on...
I would.
Dec 26th
christmas dinner is a fucking french-ass roast...
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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colinself asked: oh my god..your reaction to diana ross video. i want to hang out with you all night long. ok happy christmas eve too its 3:43 will I ever sleep?
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Listenhuman-activities: The Magnetic Fields - Take...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
WATCH OUT AMERICA, YOUR CHILDREN MIGHT KNOW WHAT...
Dec 22nd
World, you look stupid in your metallic shoes.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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will Amnesia run on my laptop?
I swear to god I want it so bad.
Dec 22nd
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fus ro dah faggots
Dec 22nd
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This Recess:Mean Girls thing is not relevant to me...
Thanks Cartoon Network.
Dec 22nd
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Hai-zoos wants my tumor I think
Dec 21st
I taste and smell apple sauce, do I have a tumor?
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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So is Active Child just Owen Pallet on Acid?
Dec 21st
tears to tiara is sooooooo awesome/terrible
Dec 21st
Dec 21st